Late Night Wonders

Welcome to late night wonders.  Wonders in the shape and form of the dreaded infomercial.  You know the ones, just waiting for the next victim.  The next victim of a sleepless night.

Let's take a look at some of the best of the late night infomercial products.  Those wonderful wonders we could not live without.
Oh!  Remember the Snuggie?  That long robe like garment that morphed into a blanket.  Just the thing to keep warm on those freezing nights when you don't want to turn the thermostat up. Even if you wanted to turn it up, by the time you got unwound from the Snuggie, you were too hot and too tired to care.

Then there were the Moon Shoes.  The kids really needed a pair of those!  For at least 30 minutes or so.  Or until they realized they really were not walking on the moon.  

This next one definitely gets a thumbs up.  The Forearm Forklift!
This amazing strap lets two people feel like they have super powers when it comes to moving furniture or other heavy objects.  I have seen this one in action as I watched two young men pack a washer and dryer set, together, up two flights of stairs and into an apartment.  Yes-sirree, you can't go wrong with the Forearm Forklift....(two young strapping men not included)

Now, let's surf through the channels and see what else is waiting to eagerly empty our pocketbooks.  What is this?  A late night infomercial featuring the Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie.  What on earth?!?  Are they talking fifty shades?  It says it is for women only....what could it be?  Let's turn up the volume and find out!

The Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie is a first of its kind, for women only, machine that does the tossing and turning for you!  Just about every woman on the planet, over 50, knows it is nearly impossible to get a good night's sleep.  We can drop like a lead shot when we hit the bed and three hours later, there we are, wide awake.  What is a woman to do, besides get up and watch late night infomercials?  The Wackadoodle BR Rotisserie has the answer! Rather than get up or lay in bed, tossing and turning, let the Wackadoodle do the work for you.  Simply put yourself in the full length body clamp, cushioned with six inches of memory foam (top and bottom!) and after making sure your face is snugly in the face cutout, push a button on the handy dandy remote control and PRESTO! the Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie locks you into padded comfort.  Three hours later, when your eyelids fly open, simply push one of the preset tumbles on the remote.  There are three programs to choose from and each one lets you set the pace.  First is the back and forth motion.  This feature lets you get almost into a full rollover before it takes you back in the opposite direction.  Second, and much like the first, is the intermittent back and forth.  This feature lets you stay in either the top or bottom position of a near rollover for 10-20 seconds before it tumbles your body back the other direction.  The third feature is the full rollover and can be programmed to go in either direction and at what ever speed you prefer.  The Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie also comes with an arms and legs in or arms and legs out feature depending on how great the need to flail these extremities.  The Deluxe Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie comes with two revolving fans, located at the head and feet position for those nights when you begin to wonder if you remembered to dry off after your shower.  During the day, the Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie folds down and is completely hidden or, can be left up and used for a towel rack.  The folks at Wackadoodle are so wacked out, they offer a no money back guarantee for as long as you own your Wackadoodle BRR. 

BUT WAIT! Does your husband thinks he is sleeping with the clothes dryer?!?......if you order in the next 1 1/2 hours, Wackadoodle will throw in a FREE Wackadoodle husband shield!  This full length body shield keeps the hubby safe during the full extremity flail mode and promises he will not miss a beat of snoring.   Order now, they are going out the door like hotcakes!

While supplies last, each Wackadoodle Bedroom Rotisserie comes with a free "I'm a Wackdoodle" tee shirt so your friends will know for sure that you are a Wackadoodle. 

Mine should be here in about 6 weeks.